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    Inactive Member Owen this too's Avatar
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    I mean really driven?

    I was kneed by this italian bitch in junior high. Luckily, the jewels still function.

    She walked up to me in the lunch line...started grabing my arms and horseing around...then all of a sudden, for no reason at all, without warning, knees me hard as she can in the groin!!! Fucking bitch.

    She is the only girl that I have ever hit in my life. When that happened, I went beserk and slammed her with two hands held together right on her back as she was trying to duck and hide. I wind up getting suspended from school for hitting her, and she becomes some kind of Xena warrior princess for actually getting over on a guy my size.

    Fucking stupid italian bitch. I guess that's how they're raised in those families. Hitting and slapping and kicking. I hope she has a husband who is bruising her on a daily basis...that's love...italian style.

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    i have a three year old daughter. i get kicked in the nut at least four times a day.

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    Nope...Never forums

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">enolc wrote

    i have a three year old daughter. i get kicked in the nuts at least four times a day. </font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    All Daddys would RACK THAT or maybe it should be an un-rack ~ouch~

    <font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 07, 2002 02:29 AM: Message edited by: Cinder ]</font>

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    I'm glad to hear you're not the kind of girl who will hit a guy where it hurts, cinder.

    There are just some things you don't do to a guy...no matter how LOW he may be.

    <font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 07, 2002 02:55 AM: Message edited by: Owen this too ]</font>

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    I just don't let the little things get to me forums

    ~can we move on~ Or am I doomed to a life of _ _ _ _ resets???

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    never been kicked in the balls, but tonight during softball , i tried hotdogging a grounder and the fucking SOFTBALL took a hop to MY softballs and damn if i didnt cough up an intestine or two. but i make babies so its ok.

    war me , rack me and my baby making abilities.

    war racking the fucking shit out of you prick dusting trolls.

    i love you

    out

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by enolc:
    i have a three year old daughter. i get kicked in the nuts at least four times a day.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's like they have a laser guidance system. My assailant is 5. Tickle time is extremely dangerous.

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    Never kicked a guy in the nuts..

    I must admit I have been tempted to kick a guy in the nuts with my steel-capped boots..just to hear that sick wet popping sound as his testes explode..

    But Im not that nasty..

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    That hurt to read. God.. can they actually pop!?

    OWWWW!

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    Angry

    I had kidney stone surgery which hurts like hell. A rack in the nads hurts but not as bad.

    Bill-DC

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